Welcome to the Slothfather's house
Hello, I am the Slothfather. Yes, the one in the middle with the Beard of Knowledge. Our family is a very fertile one. My siblings and I have a total of 1000 children. As the custodian of the sloth family tree (see what I did there), I will present the family to you.
Every family member is unique.Now, you may virtually adopt one of the children, but it's for a good cause. After half the children get adopted, 5% of the adoption fees will be given to https://slothconservation.org/
And more will be given after all my children are adopted.
Stay tuned for updates here: https://twitter.com/sloth_fatherYou can adopt my children for a fixed cost.
As we make this journey together, my Beard of Knowledge will keep you updated.I don't know how to use email, but my beard does, if you have any questions: [email protected].
About
Greetings. I am the Slothfather, creator of sloths, and this here is my asymmetrical Beard of Knowledge. Please join me on this journey to summon the beard, and to learn about my family.
You may adopt a family member of mine for a fee.